<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628</id><updated>2012-01-07T19:53:55.824Z</updated><title type='text'>O Cor de Rosinha</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>johnny D</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961079301137736459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://qdpit.no.sapo.pt/lampada.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>70</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-5356427276013845507</id><published>2007-11-28T18:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T01:35:45.953Z</updated><title type='text'>Isto é só verdades</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zVEcFVkC1cA/R0248pWk8DI/AAAAAAAAAFE/pwlBSpXDlsU/s1600-h/stupid_bush.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5137966101931814962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zVEcFVkC1cA/R0248pWk8DI/AAAAAAAAAFE/pwlBSpXDlsU/s400/stupid_bush.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Estava na net e lembrei-me de escrever no google "stupid things", só para ver o que aparecia. No final da página apareceram várias sugestões, como &lt;em&gt;stupid things people do&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;stupid stunts, stupid things to say&lt;/em&gt;...coisas banais. Mas havia lá uma que é um espectáculo. Nada mais nada menos que &lt;em&gt;stupid things bush has said. &lt;/em&gt;Das duas uma: ou o processo de selecção não é feito por máquinas (pode ser que estas se tenham tornado inteligentes, além de terem sentido de humor :D), ou o Bush comete calinadas como eu bebo água (acreditem que bebo mesmo muita água). Só posso dizer que o google não pára de me surpreender, e pela positiva!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fiquem bem!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-5356427276013845507?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/5356427276013845507/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=5356427276013845507&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/5356427276013845507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/5356427276013845507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2007/11/isto-s-verdades.html' title='Isto é só verdades'/><author><name>johnny D</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961079301137736459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://qdpit.no.sapo.pt/lampada.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zVEcFVkC1cA/R0248pWk8DI/AAAAAAAAAFE/pwlBSpXDlsU/s72-c/stupid_bush.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-256770202786849539</id><published>2007-11-11T10:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T01:35:46.139Z</updated><title type='text'>E pur si muove!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131524863857385906" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zVEcFVkC1cA/RzbWrPpN4bI/AAAAAAAAAEU/I_sMkijsyYM/s400/Untitled-1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;Sei que esta mensagem vai muito atrasada, mas queria deixar só um aviso: De nenhuma maneira a cor deste blog está relacionada com um certo clube português que tem um milhafre como símbolo (claro, não sabiam? Ter águias como propriedade privada é proibido). Até porque o quórum de filiação dos contribuidores do blog ao dito clube é de 1/3, portanto não tem poder decisório! Em suma, uma triste coincidência :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;O milhafre lampião!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-256770202786849539?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/256770202786849539/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=256770202786849539&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/256770202786849539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/256770202786849539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2007/11/e-pur-si-muove.html' title='E pur si muove!'/><author><name>johnny D</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961079301137736459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://qdpit.no.sapo.pt/lampada.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zVEcFVkC1cA/RzbWrPpN4bI/AAAAAAAAAEU/I_sMkijsyYM/s72-c/Untitled-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-3851438496817327963</id><published>2007-02-09T18:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T01:35:46.386Z</updated><title type='text'>Conselho</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-Lbf-umvus/Rcy6tjqfuiI/AAAAAAAAABY/dP8g1O2UYmk/s1600-h/378088661_c3cc277f08_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5029600175696362018" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-Lbf-umvus/Rcy6tjqfuiI/AAAAAAAAABY/dP8g1O2UYmk/s320/378088661_c3cc277f08_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ora aqui está um bom serviço público! Nem mais! Assim não há que temer e todos ficam contentes! Ou então não... depende! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No entanto é uma bela hipótese a consederar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Em tempo de vacas magras há que arranjar o melhor método. Parece que o planeamento familiar está a par destas coisas! eheh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-3851438496817327963?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/3851438496817327963/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=3851438496817327963&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/3851438496817327963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/3851438496817327963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2007/02/conselho.html' title='Conselho'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q-Lbf-umvus/Rcy6tjqfuiI/AAAAAAAAABY/dP8g1O2UYmk/s72-c/378088661_c3cc277f08_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116991135181997858</id><published>2007-01-27T15:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-01-27T15:24:09.050Z</updated><title type='text'>Apocalippo</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt;(sugerido por L***dro)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5199/apocalippooj2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5199/apocalippooj2.png" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Nuff said...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116991135181997858?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116991135181997858/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116991135181997858&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116991135181997858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116991135181997858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2007/01/apocalippo.html' title='Apocalippo'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116976834731652875</id><published>2007-01-25T23:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-01-25T23:39:07.330Z</updated><title type='text'>Shut Up Hooker</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a6ZZrgYeR9M"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a6ZZrgYeR9M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Absurdo! É um absurdo! Não acredito! Heheheh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116976834731652875?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116976834731652875/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116976834731652875&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116976834731652875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116976834731652875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2007/01/shut-up-hooker.html' title='Shut Up Hooker'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116845118259690999</id><published>2007-01-10T17:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-01-10T17:51:05.773Z</updated><title type='text'>Unilateral</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/435/1731/1600/901338/dsvgvds.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/435/1731/320/670533/dsvgvds.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ora bem... acho tremendamente engraçado as pessoas a queixarem-se... ai, porque tá mal, ai, porque devia ser assim e assado! Mas nunca se lembram que para se beneficiar uns podemos prejudicar outros! Não, isso não importa... o que importa é eu estar bem, o resto que se amanhe!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O conformismo pode não ser o melhor, mas ver cada um para seu lado é, talvez, ainda pior!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116845118259690999?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116845118259690999/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116845118259690999&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116845118259690999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116845118259690999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2007/01/unilateral.html' title='Unilateral'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116350640463765000</id><published>2006-11-14T12:13:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-14T12:13:29.290Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;HAKA de Lesi&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/7MPhOsPOKJM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/7MPhOsPOKJM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;Não são do meu curso, mas tenho orgulho em dizer que são do meu curso rival.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Muito, muito bom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116350640463765000?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116350640463765000/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116350640463765000&amp;isPopup=true' title='18 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116350640463765000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116350640463765000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/11/haka-de-lesi-no-so-do-meu-curso-mas.html' title=''/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116134075003936436</id><published>2006-10-20T11:22:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T11:39:46.756+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Duas cabeças, duas bocas e o malefício do desiquilíbrio</title><content type='html'>Ocorreu-se-me aqui há dias que o simbolismo popular poderá a estar a ir mais longe do que a engraçada metáfora "ah e tal, brincar com a outra cabecinha... (eles)" , "pois não sei quê, é a outra boca que precisa de alimento... (elas)".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ora então reparem. Newton, esse grande pensador, matemático, físico, não dava muito uso à outra "cabeça", aliás, o sémen para ele era sagrado, por isso nem para espancar o macacaquinho estava o homem predisposto. Por outro lado, o QI médio dos actores porno, a quem a "cabecinha da cobrinha" é o ganha-pão, deixa qualquer um murcho de vergonha -"Ah oh si, si, si! Pero que la raiz quadrada de 4 es... mieer..huh...ah...oh, si!...daaaaa!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Passemos para o campo feminino. Mulheres de poucas palavras, regra geral, safam-se melhor, pois a meu ver, as tagarelas e as alcoviteiras, as que não se calam (amaldiçoadas!) revelam uma fome insatisfeita, um conforto em ter uma "boca" seca e fechada, uma boca que fala por duas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Por isso, cá para mim, e para que nenhuma experiência se perca, haja equilíbrio, siga-se o exemplo de Sartre e Beauvoir!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116134075003936436?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116134075003936436/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116134075003936436&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116134075003936436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116134075003936436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/duas-cabeas-duas-bocas-e-o-malefcio-do.html' title='Duas cabeças, duas bocas e o malefício do desiquilíbrio'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116110394993628660</id><published>2006-10-17T17:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T17:52:29.953+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Novas leis, modas e novos ricos</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/smoking_area.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/smoking_area.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assim parece ridículo! O certo é que se faz isto a todo o tempo. Só muda o pretexto! Mas assim podemos ter a ideia correcta da parvoíce que se anda a fazer! Pois, e ainda querem mais.  Qualquer dia temos que sair de casa com a roupa adequada a esse dia, para assim sermos todos iguais. E depois nada de mandar uns &lt;em&gt;pums, &lt;/em&gt;porque depois dizem: "eh pá, os teus são melhores do que os meus"; e nós não queremos isso! E entretanto já nos esquecemos da galinha e no que ela dizia! Pois muito bem, vão-se os (bons) princípios ficam as leis; as regras. Os aneis, esses já todos têm dono e os dedos não gostam de regras!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116110394993628660?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116110394993628660/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116110394993628660&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116110394993628660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116110394993628660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/novas-leis-modas-e-novos-ricos.html' title='Novas leis, modas e novos ricos'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116102819306704775</id><published>2006-10-16T20:46:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T20:49:53.090+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Forrobodó para todos os dias</title><content type='html'>Se querem ver uma cambada de coçadores de micose a mandar umas postas de pescada à maneira uns aos outros, dia sim dia sim (para já, que tou cá com uma fezada que nem um mês passa e os fumess vão à vida e fico eu sozinho a postar... aie... familiar), então minha gente,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://hayquemirarmirar.blogspot.com/2006/10/origem.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h1 style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://hayquemirarmirar.blogspot.com/2006/10/origem.html"&gt;  ¡Hay que mirar, mirar!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116102819306704775?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116102819306704775/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116102819306704775&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116102819306704775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116102819306704775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/forrobod-para-todos-os-dias.html' title='Forrobodó para todos os dias'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116060285992691487</id><published>2006-10-11T22:38:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T22:41:00.016+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Sob Alta Suspeita já era!!</title><content type='html'>Meus amigos, venho por este meio anunciar que eu criei (tipo Deus) um novo blog!! Visitem-no, mas não para já porque ainda não tem nada lá escrito!!!&lt;br /&gt;ah, o link é www.ilegitimamente.blogspot.com&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116060285992691487?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116060285992691487/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116060285992691487&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116060285992691487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116060285992691487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/sob-alta-suspeita-j-era.html' title='Sob Alta Suspeita já era!!'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116056138429356695</id><published>2006-10-11T11:07:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T11:09:44.293+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A VERDADEIRA Vingança Verde</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/1600/diferen??a.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/400/diferen%3F%3Fa.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116056138429356695?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116056138429356695/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116056138429356695&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116056138429356695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116056138429356695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/verdadeira-vingana-verde.html' title='A VERDADEIRA Vingança Verde'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116049863036686377</id><published>2006-10-10T17:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-10T17:43:50.420+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Low-riders</title><content type='html'>Não me venham cá com histórias, porque eu sei.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sempre fiquei curioso porque carga de água há tanta mulher a usar calças que é "certinho, certinhooo" (inserir gesto de apupar com a mão direita que vão mostrar o famoso topo-de-rega, o T, a estrela da Mercedes invertida. Porquê?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E não me venham cá com histórias de que "ah, não sabia que se estava a ver", porque já fiz a experiência e dá uma corrente de ar filha da mãe hum?! E depois tentei com roupa interior e mesmo assim senti um arrepio na morada do castor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não, não me venham cá com histórias. Vocês querem mostrar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E então aquelas que jamais deviam fazer coisa do género... Onde pára a autocrítica?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116049863036686377?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116049863036686377/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116049863036686377&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116049863036686377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116049863036686377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/low-riders.html' title='Low-riders'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-116003174894498171</id><published>2006-10-05T08:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T15:32:22.086+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Camâra lenta de classe - Man's Only</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/p_Q00zJiaGs" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Os pormenores, os pormenores hehehe...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A protagonista, caso estejam interessados em saber, chama-se Benedita Pereira :p&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-116003174894498171?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/116003174894498171/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=116003174894498171&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116003174894498171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/116003174894498171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/camra-lenta-de-classe-mans-only.html' title='Camâra lenta de classe - Man&apos;s Only'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115990614662624015</id><published>2006-10-03T21:05:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T21:22:41.680+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Preço Certo e os negros bastidores</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Indicado pelo Boabesta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://malakite.planetaclix.pt/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/320/logo.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Eu cá não quero ser má língua, &lt;a href="http://malakite.planetaclix.pt/"&gt;mas&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Haja pudor! :p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115990614662624015?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115990614662624015/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115990614662624015&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115990614662624015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115990614662624015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/preo-certo-e-os-negros-bastidores.html' title='Preço Certo e os negros bastidores'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115982678524104619</id><published>2006-10-02T22:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-02T23:06:25.370+01:00</updated><title type='text'>"A elegância dos Power Rangers"</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Indicado por L***dro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8967/dfd6f2ab298f36a4887ed6e0563d232dzf4.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/320/mmprlogo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Cliquem na imagem para "crazy fun yes?" HEHE :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115982678524104619?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115982678524104619/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115982678524104619&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115982678524104619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115982678524104619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/10/elegncia-dos-power-rangers.html' title='&quot;A elegância dos Power Rangers&quot;'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115919840939574928</id><published>2006-09-25T16:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-25T16:52:40.050+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Nem o action man!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="CLEAR: both"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BSXGzTJg9eA" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;Bem que poderia ser real. As barreiras do indecente há muito foram ultrapassadas. E mesmo eu acharia indecente. No entanto parto-me de riso com isto! Também com a indecência se faz humor. E do melhor. A convencionalidade rege o sentimento. Já dizia o Pessoa. A este um brinde!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115919840939574928?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115919840939574928/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115919840939574928&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115919840939574928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115919840939574928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/nem-o-action-man.html' title='Nem o action man!'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115892155212077495</id><published>2006-09-22T11:39:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-22T11:39:57.513+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tiradinho do pó...</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/SnR6LZqEUeA" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pois é meninos e meninas, bons eram os tempos onde a tecnologia era simples, a vida era simples, e a ignorância de facto uma benção.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui vai o hino àqueles que procuram esses tempos, deliberadamente :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115892155212077495?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115892155212077495/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115892155212077495&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115892155212077495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115892155212077495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/tiradinho-do-p.html' title='Tiradinho do pó...'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115881918613401934</id><published>2006-09-21T07:13:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T10:56:00.470+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Johnny D no café!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/o9698TqtY4A" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não é, não é ele. Mas podia ser. É que este nosso mui adorável colaborador não reage bem à cafeína. Era gajo para dar nisto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Nota para quem tiver dado com o post "Tech Issues": tech issue tb solved :p&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115881918613401934?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115881918613401934/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115881918613401934&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115881918613401934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115881918613401934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/johnny-d-no-caf.html' title='Johnny D no café!'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115881918525617091</id><published>2006-09-20T23:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T10:57:14.983+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Meninos, olhem o LSD!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/X_WyObcPV_0" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hum, parece ser bem interessante deixar o ácido trabalhar &gt;) ebil!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vídeo: Hva faen, Speil? - Lasse Gjertsen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;*Nota para quem tiver dado com o aviso dos tech issues: tech issue solved :p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115881918525617091?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115881918525617091/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115881918525617091&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115881918525617091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115881918525617091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/meninos-olhem-o-lsd.html' title='Meninos, olhem o LSD!'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115876756097434094</id><published>2006-09-20T16:46:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T10:59:13.223+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tech Issues</title><content type='html'>&lt;strike&gt;Hoje tentei por três vezes deixar aqui no blog uns vídeos que encontrei no You Tube. Infelizemente não sei porquê não chegaram cá, mas podem ainda chegar em enxurrada. Como não tenho net à noite, é possível que apareçam cá entretanto. Bem, é só para dizer que amanhã a normalidade terá sido reposta e este post ido à vida. &lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tudo resolvido!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adios!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115876756097434094?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115876756097434094/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115876756097434094&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115876756097434094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115876756097434094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/tech-issues.html' title='Tech Issues'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115876611999047525</id><published>2006-09-20T16:08:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T16:28:40.050+01:00</updated><title type='text'>"Onde está a minha lente?!?"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/drunkgoinghome.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="226" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/drunkgoinghome.jpg" width="354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Realmente as estradas estão muito largas. É o deus me livre para chegar ao outro lado em condições...  Um &lt;em&gt;home &lt;/em&gt;parte-se todo!! Já não há consideração por quem anda a pé.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ou então é promessa! Pode ser... Isto há cada louco capaz de tudo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Com isto quero sugestões: donde vem, quem é, para onde vai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Gaugin ficaria contente com este post!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115876611999047525?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115876611999047525/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115876611999047525&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115876611999047525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115876611999047525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/onde-est-minha-lente.html' title='&quot;Onde está a minha lente?!?&quot;'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115868285378662867</id><published>2006-09-19T16:20:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T17:20:54.370+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Uma questão de honestidade!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6040/cmkn3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6040/cmkn3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Depois da bela &lt;a href="http://alienscorner.blogspot.com/2006/09/simplex-demais.html"&gt;iniciativa&lt;/a&gt;, junta-se ainda este adereço. Assim as senhoras enquanto fazem o seu xixi podem sempre tirar ilações acreca do sujeito que está ali ao lado! É só escolher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Por este caminho ainda acabamos por dar razão ao Bilal... É negro mas cada vez mais estamos a ir para lá!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas por agora não vamos pensar nisso. Agora vá, todos a medir o pirilau... e nada de usar aquelas tácticas de medir por baixo que dá mais.... bom...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115868285378662867?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115868285378662867/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115868285378662867&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115868285378662867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115868285378662867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/uma-questo-de-honestidade.html' title='Uma questão de honestidade!'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115867636619371942</id><published>2006-09-19T15:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T15:32:46.266+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A vingança verde!</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Enviado por Duarte (Madeira)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/liberdade.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/320/liberdade.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque está visto que quem faz a festa toda aqui devo ser eu ou o caraças...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Raio de colaboradores tão sornas...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DASSE!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115867636619371942?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115867636619371942/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115867636619371942&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115867636619371942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115867636619371942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/vingana-verde.html' title='A vingança verde!'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115858663004782723</id><published>2006-09-18T14:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T14:44:48.523+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dane Cook is Sneezed On</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/A3TnQ16leUE" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Se não tiverem som, nem 8min30seg do vosso tempo, então peço-vos que voltem noutra altura.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É que a piada, fenomenal, só faz sentido se virem isto do início ao fim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115858663004782723?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115858663004782723/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115858663004782723&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115858663004782723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115858663004782723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/dane-cook-is-sneezed-on.html' title='Dane Cook is Sneezed On'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115831204615221846</id><published>2006-09-15T10:20:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-15T10:22:12.003+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Greatest Song in The World</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/sw19cfRKA_Y" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;500 pontos para quem adivinhar quem está a representar o diabo ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tribute, por Tenacious D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bom fim de semana, "ohouroight"!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115831204615221846?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115831204615221846/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115831204615221846&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115831204615221846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115831204615221846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/greatest-song-in-world.html' title='The Greatest Song in The World'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115822692201202193</id><published>2006-09-14T10:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T10:44:16.166+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Mas o que é que vai sair daqui? Hum?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;AVISO: se não conseguirem ter som, então este clip não faz sentido nenhum, mas se tiverem...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/8LSP7zFIWX0" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOL, "ternura" a mais.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Nota: o Legolas soa bastante ebil hehehe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115822692201202193?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115822692201202193/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115822692201202193&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115822692201202193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115822692201202193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/mas-o-que-que-vai-sair-daqui-hum.html' title='Mas o que é que vai sair daqui? Hum?'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115815450369641985</id><published>2006-09-13T14:35:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T14:36:14.210+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A verdade! Angry German, Take 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/kKWkCWYvk9c" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O que realmente se passa é isto. Não deixo de achar incrivelmente cómico.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mesmo que seja verdade, e o rapaz tenha problemas, não consigo deixar de ir às lágrimas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sim, eu acho piada aos infortúnios das pessoas. Não discrimino quem deva ou não ser gozado :p&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115815450369641985?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115815450369641985/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115815450369641985&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115815450369641985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115815450369641985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/verdade-angry-german-take-2.html' title='A verdade! Angry German, Take 2'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115805498546878798</id><published>2006-09-12T10:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T10:58:14.826+01:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF? Angry German, Take 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/qsWvmeP3J28" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu fui às lágrimas, mas acredito que isto não resulte com qualquer um :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mais amanhã! Sintonizem!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115805498546878798?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115805498546878798/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115805498546878798&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115805498546878798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115805498546878798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/wtf-angry-german-take-1.html' title='WTF? Angry German, Take 1'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115797410246487906</id><published>2006-09-11T12:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-11T12:31:17.886+01:00</updated><title type='text'>HÓÓÓTE!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/opgVAMkVBNw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115797410246487906?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115797410246487906/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115797410246487906&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115797410246487906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115797410246487906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/hte.html' title='HÓÓÓTE!'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115770743638868519</id><published>2006-09-08T10:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-08T10:32:04.136+01:00</updated><title type='text'>No meu tempo é que era! Parte 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/Wzv3McCfoic" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115770743638868519?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115770743638868519/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115770743638868519&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115770743638868519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115770743638868519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/no-meu-tempo-que-era-parte-2.html' title='No meu tempo é que era! Parte 2'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115764359425770075</id><published>2006-09-07T16:39:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-07T16:41:23.376+01:00</updated><title type='text'>No meu tempo é que era! Parte 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/IpZkCbTP1sc" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115764359425770075?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115764359425770075/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115764359425770075&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115764359425770075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115764359425770075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/no-meu-tempo-que-era-parte-1.html' title='No meu tempo é que era! Parte 1'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115755024873339316</id><published>2006-09-06T14:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T14:44:08.756+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Uma mãe é toda compaixão?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1707043"&gt;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1707043&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Talvez não... :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115755024873339316?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115755024873339316/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115755024873339316&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115755024873339316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115755024873339316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/uma-me-toda-compaixo.html' title='Uma mãe é toda compaixão?'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115753297666340899</id><published>2006-09-06T09:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T09:59:10.570+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Porque as praxes se aproximam :D</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Indicado por Duarte Melim&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/V2HLQn4c62I" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115753297666340899?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115753297666340899/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115753297666340899&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115753297666340899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115753297666340899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/porque-as-praxes-se-aproximam-d.html' title='Porque as praxes se aproximam :D'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115738863218391075</id><published>2006-09-04T17:47:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-04T17:50:33.713+01:00</updated><title type='text'>O mais pequeno conto de fadas</title><content type='html'>Era uma vez um rapaz que pediu a uma rapariga: "Casas comigo?" A&lt;br /&gt;rapariga&lt;br /&gt;disse "NÃO" E o rapaz viveu feliz para sempre, e foi à pesca, à &lt;br /&gt;caça,&lt;br /&gt;jogou&lt;br /&gt;golf e bebeu cerveja sempre que quis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fim&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115738863218391075?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115738863218391075/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115738863218391075&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115738863218391075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115738863218391075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/o-mais-pequeno-conto-de-fadas.html' title='O mais pequeno conto de fadas'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115736059624310660</id><published>2006-09-04T10:03:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-04T10:05:46.240+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Porque é segunda feira</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/6Ipj-_xUmF4" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Há que levantar o moral às tropas!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E porque Monarca sem Keyra, é o mesmo que D. Duarte sem bigode!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que musicol! B-b-b-b-b-bad!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;E considerem a qualidade do vídeo como se estivessem sobre o efeito de psicotrópicos, porque é mesmo assim... B-b-b-b-b-bad!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115736059624310660?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115736059624310660/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115736059624310660&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115736059624310660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115736059624310660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/09/porque-segunda-feira.html' title='Porque é segunda feira'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115702045466487207</id><published>2006-08-31T11:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T12:14:10.333+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tacada para o Ilegítimo</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Uma "notícia" de última hora, no que respeita ao processo judicial do SCP contra o gigante Microsoft :D, por Pedro Moura&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sporting entra com processo judicial contra a poderosa Microsoft.&lt;br /&gt;Segundo o jornal Record de hoje, O Sporting Clube de Portugal, fará entrar na semana que vem (4ª feira), um processo na justiça desportiva portuguesa contra a gigante da informática, Microsoft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O motivo, segundo os dirigentes do SCP, é que a Microsoft estará usando um slogan da equipa em aplicações como o Word, PowerPoint e até mesmo o Excel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um dos advogados do clube explica: "Sempre que um programa da Microsoft é iniciado, o nome do ficheiro é 'Sem título'. O SCP sente-se lesado ao ter um slogan tão seu, tão identificado com a história dele no futebol mundial, ser utilizado com fins lucrativos por uma empresa como a Microsoft".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Vamos até as últimas consequências!" - diz o representante sportinguista.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bill Gates não quis comentar o assunto."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115702045466487207?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115702045466487207/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115702045466487207&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115702045466487207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115702045466487207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/tacada-para-o-ilegtimo.html' title='Tacada para o Ilegítimo'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115701867780344436</id><published>2006-08-31T11:04:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-31T11:07:04.166+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Letra H</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/MBwEd_g62Hk" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nem de propósito. As estrelas devem estar alinhadas. Ontem o hole posta &lt;a href="http://fwmybrain.blogspot.com/2006/08/relacione.html#115695923816103757"&gt;isto&lt;/a&gt;, eu respondo e no dia seguinte isto - só faltava mesmo o sindicato...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115701867780344436?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115701867780344436/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115701867780344436&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115701867780344436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115701867780344436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/letra-h.html' title='Letra H'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115694219496927290</id><published>2006-08-30T13:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-30T13:51:16.196+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Algo que sempre faltou no chez rosinha!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/qCnMhvT2JAs" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para quem não está a par, digamos que é algo que nos representa há uns anos atrás, nas nossas lides nocturnas :p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O ilegítimo é o de cinza, o hole o de verde e o monarca o de roxo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E o johnny D? O johnny D foi com o Pai Natal e o palhaço no comboio ao circo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115694219496927290?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115694219496927290/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115694219496927290&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115694219496927290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115694219496927290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/algo-que-sempre-faltou-no-chez-rosinha.html' title='Algo que sempre faltou no chez rosinha!'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115678939763675829</id><published>2006-08-28T19:20:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T19:23:17.656+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Avé Monarca!</title><content type='html'>Queria aqui agradecer publicamente ao Monarca por ter reanimado este blog! Viva o Monarca!! Viva!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115678939763675829?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115678939763675829/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115678939763675829&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115678939763675829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115678939763675829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/av-monarca.html' title='Avé Monarca!'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115675979278742011</id><published>2006-08-28T11:09:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T11:10:29.440+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Breakdancing Transformers</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/Go4iK1BbrCI" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get jiggy with it! Por incrível que parece, nem soa muito mal das duas primeiras vezes. E a animação está muito boa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tempos de infância potênciados por ondas de Ecstasy e batidas pesadas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Txu txu txu...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115675979278742011?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115675979278742011/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115675979278742011&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115675979278742011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115675979278742011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/breakdancing-transformers.html' title='Breakdancing Transformers'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115642617882272928</id><published>2006-08-24T14:29:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-24T14:30:06.046+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://youtube.com/v/3si6qAi22no" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É o Artista! Gosto particularmente dos cães ;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115642617882272928?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115642617882272928/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115642617882272928&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115642617882272928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115642617882272928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/hooga-hooga-ooga-chakka.html' title='Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115641312352865314</id><published>2006-08-24T10:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-24T10:58:02.420+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Recomendo morbidamente.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Slowdeephard.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Slowdeephard.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Os porquês &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_Deep_and_Hard"&gt;aqui&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para os realmente &lt;a href="http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/covers/31058.jpg"&gt;corajosos&lt;/a&gt;, será talvez a minha próxima compra. O porquê &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin_of_the_Feces"&gt;aqui&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quem conseguir, que aprecie ;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115641312352865314?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115641312352865314/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115641312352865314&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115641312352865314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115641312352865314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/recomendo-morbidamente.html' title='Recomendo morbidamente.'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115634174525482626</id><published>2006-08-23T14:55:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T15:47:09.756+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Voltei.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/I_invented_the_question_mark.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/320/I_invented_the_question_mark.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://regedixit.blogspot.com"&gt;Rege Dixit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115634174525482626?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115634174525482626/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115634174525482626&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115634174525482626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115634174525482626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/08/voltei.html' title='Voltei.'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115393643568062677</id><published>2006-07-26T18:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-07-26T18:53:55.696+01:00</updated><title type='text'>La vita è bela</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/jbjbnjk.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="234" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/jbjbnjk.jpg" width="362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui está o pensamento do novo mundo. Sim, o importante é ter boa aparência! O facto de não se saber fazer a ponta dum corno não importa nem ao menino jesus... Isto sim é pensar em grande, ou pensar à frente!&lt;br /&gt;Admirável mundo novo. É este o nosso repouso. Prezo em saber e orgulho-me em estar!&lt;br /&gt;Obrigado.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115393643568062677?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115393643568062677/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115393643568062677&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115393643568062677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115393643568062677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/07/la-vita-bela.html' title='La vita è bela'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-115229105530460608</id><published>2006-07-07T17:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-07-07T17:50:55.323+01:00</updated><title type='text'>FOOOODA-SEEEEE</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/127793.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/127793.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-115229105530460608?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/115229105530460608/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=115229105530460608&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115229105530460608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/115229105530460608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/07/fooooda-seeeee.html' title='FOOOODA-SEEEEE'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114990157062772752</id><published>2006-06-10T02:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-06-10T02:06:10.646+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/1600/CTsign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/400/CTsign.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É bonito quando as pessoas conseguem reconhecer quando fizeram alguma coisa errada. Neste caso, é um estado norte-americano que consegue perceber que nem tudo o que é concebido lá é de qualidade.&lt;br /&gt;É bonito, e nós portugueses como somos um povo maioritariamente cristão sabemos perdoar.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114990157062772752?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114990157062772752/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114990157062772752&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114990157062772752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114990157062772752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/06/bush.html' title='Bush'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114987912968331934</id><published>2006-06-09T19:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T19:55:54.806+01:00</updated><title type='text'>MAAAAAAAAAAAAADEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRA........</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/325-baseball.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/400/325-baseball.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... verdadeiramente!!!!! O tipo que apanhou esta cena é um artista dos bons; pelo menos merece! É fabulosa a capacidade de fazer caretas perante este tipo de situações!! Gosto particularmente do sujeito da &lt;em&gt;chiclet... &lt;/em&gt;Parece que está a dizer: "AAAAAAAAAARALHOOOOOOOO". Acho que toda a gente devia fazer estas cenas em camâra lenta, mas em todas as situações... assim até era giro ver o povo a fazer aquelas caras lindas quando se começam a irritar! A vida seria tão melhor!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114987912968331934?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114987912968331934/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114987912968331934&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114987912968331934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114987912968331934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/06/maaaaaaaaaaaaadeiiiiiiiiiiiiiira.html' title='MAAAAAAAAAAAAADEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRA........'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114976818984778918</id><published>2006-06-08T12:55:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T13:04:27.816+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Gigs in wheel-chairs….</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/boltthrower.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 396px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 255px" height="375" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/400/boltthrower.jpg" width="536" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Estas maluqueiras que se fazem são mesmo o fim do mundo. Quem está em baixo a ver o concerto acaba por levar com um tipo em cima... mesmo divertido! Mas este abusa. Fantástico... "eh pá, vem aí outro!!!" e o tipo levanta os braços para empurrar o gajo e pimba, uma roda na testa!!! Divertidíssimo...&lt;br /&gt;Mas bem, somos todos iguais!!! Portanto, siga que amanhã é dia!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114976818984778918?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114976818984778918/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114976818984778918&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114976818984778918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114976818984778918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/06/gigs-in-wheel-chairs.html' title='Gigs in wheel-chairs….'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114840910131388937</id><published>2006-05-23T19:16:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T19:31:41.340+01:00</updated><title type='text'>E esta, hein?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/jhjih.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/400/jhjih.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/jhjih.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ora aqui está.... eu gosto de deitar por terra estes estereótipos e outros tipos de ideias preconcebidas.&lt;br /&gt;Bem, se estiver-mos a falar da toalha, ainda pode ser que seja grande! Mas agora aquela cueca... lindo.&lt;br /&gt;E de repente tive uma ideia.... para um espetáculo visual ainda maior, fazer o "comboio" do post anterior vestido com aquela camisa e esta cueca fantástica!!! Hum? que dizem? Isto, claro, também é para as meninas! Força...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114840910131388937?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114840910131388937/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114840910131388937&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114840910131388937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114840910131388937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/05/e-esta-hein.html' title='E esta, hein?'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114823419581665798</id><published>2006-05-21T18:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-21T18:56:35.826+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Isto sim</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/jhjihn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/jhjihn.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não, não sou eu na queima! Mas acredito que seja bem divertido. E depois o espectáculo visual é apelativo. Claro que neste caso a camisa dá vantagem!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Isto é um desafio, a quem tiver a goela desenvolvida e quiser ser o verdadeiro "borrachão"; força. Podem sempre enviar a foto para eu ver.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114823419581665798?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114823419581665798/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114823419581665798&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114823419581665798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114823419581665798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/05/isto-sim.html' title='Isto sim'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114797585429130679</id><published>2006-05-18T19:04:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T19:10:54.306+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh pra eles</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/fook-yue.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/fook-yue.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu sempre achei que os nomes das lojas dos chineses eram insultos a malta cá do sítio.. Parece que estes aqui não eram muito originais e foi mesmo nas barbas do povo.... Pelo menos, por cá ainda não se entende o que está escrito, eles ainda usam o suposto mandarim!&lt;br /&gt;Estes gajos além de nos estarem a invadir ainda têm a lata de nos insultar. É a vida. E não podemos fazer nada porque nunca se sabe se do outro lado está um Bruce Lee... a mim parecem-me todos capazes de dar cabo dum tipo com aqueles golpes todos marados. Sim, eu tenho medo!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114797585429130679?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114797585429130679/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114797585429130679&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114797585429130679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114797585429130679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/05/oh-pra-eles.html' title='Oh pra eles'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114668390156373235</id><published>2006-05-03T20:12:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T20:18:21.716+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Queima das fitas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/45920370.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/45920370.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ora muito bem, a queima está aí à porta e eu tive esta brilhante ideia... (ok, não fui eu que tirei a foto, mas o que se segue fui eu) Poupava-se muito dinheiro se em vez de barracas tivesse-mos estas moças a passear pelo queimodromo... uma empurrava o barril(tipo num carrinho de mão) e a outra tirava a cerveja com as bocas (da cerveja) nas mamocas! Era uma maravilha. E o povo andava todo divertido, e evitava-se auelas operações stop à saída porque todos iriam ficar sóbrios para ver o lindo espetáculo! &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Oh mou deus&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114668390156373235?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114668390156373235/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114668390156373235&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114668390156373235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114668390156373235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/05/queima-das-fitas.html' title='Queima das fitas'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114634060659473016</id><published>2006-04-29T20:54:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T20:56:46.606+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bem observado!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/1600/guy-behind-me.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/400/guy-behind-me.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Mas que engraçadinho do caraças...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114634060659473016?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114634060659473016/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114634060659473016&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114634060659473016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114634060659473016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/04/bem-observado.html' title='Bem observado!!'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114471029324471490</id><published>2006-04-11T00:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T00:04:53.520+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dá que pensar (I)...</title><content type='html'>... que se o Pinocchio fosse vítima de um gangbang e se pusesse de quatro, seria um banco de esperma.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ebil&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114471029324471490?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114471029324471490/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114471029324471490&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114471029324471490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114471029324471490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/04/d-que-pensar-i.html' title='Dá que pensar (I)...'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114439608306733991</id><published>2006-04-07T08:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-07T08:48:03.090+01:00</updated><title type='text'>À quantidade de tachos...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.elpais.es/elpaismedia/negocio/media/200506/19/economia/20050619elpnegeco_2_I_SCO.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 133px; height: 133px;" src="http://www.elpais.es/elpaismedia/negocio/media/200506/19/economia/20050619elpnegeco_2_I_SCO.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;... que este tipo fornece, quase que lhe podia chamar paneleiro...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pronto, pronto. "Tacheiro". Não vá às vezes começar um boato :p OH DIOGO!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114439608306733991?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114439608306733991/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114439608306733991&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114439608306733991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114439608306733991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/04/quantidade-de-tachos.html' title='À quantidade de tachos...'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114410768080241691</id><published>2006-04-04T00:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-04T00:41:20.826+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A origem do sucesso.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/1600/images[7].jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/400/images%5B7%5D.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui há uns anos vi uma reportagem na SIC ( se a memória não me falha...) que era sobre uma mulher que mandou o seu PC arranjar. No seu disco rígido tinha imagens dela com o namorado que a boa malta lá da loja de reparações fez questão de colocar na net.&lt;br /&gt;Até aqui tudo bem, tudo certo.&lt;br /&gt;Hoje disseram-me que a menina da foto (Carla Matadinho) era a lesada de tal malandrice do pessoal da loja.&lt;br /&gt;Onde é que eu quero chegar:&lt;br /&gt;Meninas, querem ser famosas?&lt;br /&gt;Finalmente o caminho para o sucesso foi descoberto: só têm que tirar fotos enquanto estão a fazer sexo (atenção, só a posição do missionário não é suficiente. A Carla exibiu dotes na arte oral e anal e fez uma brilhante dupla penetração com os elementos pila do namorado+dildo), guarda-las no disco duro do vosso PC, estragar o PC e manda-lo arranjar. Se tiverem sorte, os gajos da loja tratam de pegar nas fotos e envia-las para a net!&lt;br /&gt;Depois é só esperar, a fama está quase a bater à porta!&lt;br /&gt;Só mais uma coisa, quem tiver as fotos que me diga.&lt;br /&gt;Preciso delas para continuar a minha investigação da origem do sucesso.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114410768080241691?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114410768080241691/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114410768080241691&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114410768080241691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114410768080241691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/04/origem-do-sucesso.html' title='A origem do sucesso.'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114380791533458432</id><published>2006-03-31T13:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-03-31T13:26:09.210+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Eu também tenho um sonho</title><content type='html'>Um dos meus grandes sonhos é ser um DJ mundialmente reconhecido. Ainda não consegui. Mas que se lixe, aproveito o blog para vos dar música!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114380791533458432?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114380791533458432/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114380791533458432&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114380791533458432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114380791533458432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/eu-tambm-tenho-um-sonho.html' title='Eu também tenho um sonho'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114354204147721306</id><published>2006-03-28T11:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-03-28T11:34:01.493+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tipos honrados, baldes de massa</title><content type='html'>Se um relógio de ponteiros parado está certo duas vezes ao dia, então é certo que usando sempre a mesma chave num jogo como o Totoloto ou o Euromilhões, eventualmente leva ao sucesso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque não assinar um compromisso de honra junto da Santa Casa dizendo que me podem dar o dinheiro agora e eu comprometo-me a mim, aos meus filhos, aos meus netos e aos meus bisnetos a jogar sempre na mesma chave. Eventualmente acertamos e eles não precisam de me dar novo prémio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E até acaba por ser benéfico para eles, porque coisas como a inflação e a valorização da moeda irão resultar num maior prémio futuro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Então porque não?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114354204147721306?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114354204147721306/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114354204147721306&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114354204147721306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114354204147721306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/tipos-honrados-baldes-de-massa.html' title='Tipos honrados, baldes de massa'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114339589022571871</id><published>2006-03-26T18:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-03-31T20:06:30.216+01:00</updated><title type='text'>porquê????</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/Sexy%20Canadian%20Asleigh%2001%20Blonde%20Lolita%20Plaid%20Skirt%20Erotica.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/Sexy%20Canadian%20Asleigh%2001%20Blonde%20Lolita%20Plaid%20Skirt%20Erotica.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Nunca hei-de perceber porque raio os homens têm tara pelo traje colegial!!!!!! É realmente estranho, nem tem jeito nenhum! Ainda me lembro daquele clip da Britney Spears ("twice bigger than a man"... :) lembrei-me ) em que os mocitos ficavam todos loucos quando o viam... acho que na altura eu devia estar numa de int&lt;strong&gt;E&lt;/strong&gt;lectual... (AAAAAAAAAAhhhh sou tão triste). Pois, é realmente incompreensível!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114339589022571871?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114339589022571871/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114339589022571871&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114339589022571871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114339589022571871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/porqu.html' title='porquê????'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114320673085641305</id><published>2006-03-24T13:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-25T18:47:32.753Z</updated><title type='text'>Bares</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/loura_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 301px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 274px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="284" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/loura_.jpg" width="320" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gosto muito de frequentar cafés ou bares... Prefiro a discotecas! A música é melhor, o ambiente não é tão pesado e dá para conversar...&lt;br /&gt;Depois, os bares estão espalhados pela cidade, à face da rua e as discotecas normalmente são mais afastadas do centro ou em zonas mais perigosas da cidade!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114320673085641305?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114320673085641305/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114320673085641305&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114320673085641305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114320673085641305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/bares.html' title='Bares'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114269305327718354</id><published>2006-03-18T14:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-18T19:39:53.670Z</updated><title type='text'>Trabalhinho duro</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/GNR.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/GNR.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ora, é de conhecimento que os agentes da GNR (ler "jenerre" ) têm um trabalho muitíssimo duro. Por isso eles têm de compensar a perda de líquidos durante o dia... Como é de conhecimento público, nada melhor que umas &lt;em&gt;bejecas&lt;/em&gt; para o efeito.&lt;br /&gt;Também sabemos que é um emprego de elevado risco, por isso é que os vemos em grupos... Para ser mais seguro... e também merecem momentos de divertimento... ora...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/gnr-kit-potencia.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/gnr-kit-potencia.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É sempre bom confraternizar e estes senhores, os GNR (ler "jenerre", não esquecer), são essenciais para o bom funcionamento da nossa sociedade... eles merecem!&lt;br /&gt;Como se pode ver é um trabalho exigente para raio, isto de ser GNR (... upa :) ) , pela quantidade de &lt;em&gt;bejecas &lt;/em&gt;que os GNR (... hum) têm de beber para manter o nível de hidratação do corpo!!!&lt;br /&gt;Também é sabido o revés da medalha... é que apesar de compensar óptimamente os líquidos, a &lt;em&gt;bejeca&lt;/em&gt; tem álcool... e não se pode conduzir sob o seu efeito... Como ser GNR (upa upa) exige mobilidade e portanto uma condução segura e&lt;br /&gt;estes senhores são um exemplo para o resto da população, depois da hidratação eles vão de volta pa&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/CarroaFrenteDosBois.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/CarroaFrenteDosBois.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;ra o posto em completa segurança...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E assim é um dia de um GNR (hip)...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Segurança e prevenção... nunca esquecer!&lt;br /&gt;Nós precisamos deles... muito....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114269305327718354?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114263460445937718</id><published>2006-03-17T22:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-17T22:30:04.460Z</updated><title type='text'>Já temos música.</title><content type='html'>Agora sim, agora temos música.&lt;br /&gt;A nossa banda sonora é da responsabilidade de Nel Monteiro com o fantástico tema "Toca o Bicho".&lt;br /&gt;Espero que seja do agrado de todos!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114263460445937718?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114263460445937718/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114263460445937718&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114263460445937718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114263460445937718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/j-temos-msica.html' title='Já temos música.'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114259849177849454</id><published>2006-03-17T12:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-17T12:28:11.806Z</updated><title type='text'>Mulher ou velho</title><content type='html'>Quando vou a conduzir contente da vida e vejo alguém a fazer borrada na estrada, daquelas que não são óbvias demonstrações de testosterona (testosdemos), agita-se-me logo uma coisa nas tripas, que não sejam feijões a lutar por liberdade (liberjões) e penso:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ou é uma gaja ou é um velhote..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E quase sempre estou certo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Azelhas do caralho.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114259849177849454?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114259849177849454/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114259849177849454&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114259849177849454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114259849177849454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/mulher-ou-velho.html' title='Mulher ou velho'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114221006865222069</id><published>2006-03-13T00:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-13T00:35:31.986Z</updated><title type='text'>FINALMENTE!!!!</title><content type='html'>Foi preciso quase um mês para reunir todos os participantes d' "O Cor de Rosinha".&lt;br /&gt;A ver vamos se valeu a pena o tempo de espera!&lt;br /&gt;Prometo para breve uma apresentação, segundo a minha opinião, dos quatro membros do blog! Se não o fizer é porque me esqueci. (like johnny_D)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114221006865222069?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114221006865222069/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114221006865222069&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114221006865222069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114221006865222069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/finalmente.html' title='FINALMENTE!!!!'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114209752537282602</id><published>2006-03-11T16:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-11T17:20:38.126Z</updated><title type='text'>E agora, para algo completamente diferente</title><content type='html'>People, vou ser extremamente original e postar algo que nunca ninguém viu: o nadegueiro da Keyra Agustina:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2348/2143/1600/1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2348/2143/320/1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2348/2143/1600/2.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2348/2143/320/2.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Por muito batido que esteja (piada propositada ;) ), é sempre uma óptima visão...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114209752537282602?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114209752537282602/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114209752537282602&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114209752537282602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114209752537282602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/e-agora-para-algo-completamente.html' title='E agora, para algo completamente diferente'/><author><name>johnny D</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961079301137736459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://qdpit.no.sapo.pt/lampada.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114183884719797026</id><published>2006-03-08T17:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-08T17:28:46.330Z</updated><title type='text'>Maria Sharapova</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/1600/sharapova-banana.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6092/993/400/sharapova-banana.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114183884719797026?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114183884719797026/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114183884719797026&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114183884719797026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114183884719797026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/maria-sharapova.html' title='Maria Sharapova'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114167416597474353</id><published>2006-03-06T19:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-06T19:42:46.000Z</updated><title type='text'>Ela vem aí...</title><content type='html'>Eu até podia auto-proclamar-me ditador disto tudo, mas depois teria que levar com umas palestras sobre democracia e coisas afins... por isso deixo-me ficar assim!&lt;br /&gt;Não pude deixar de reparar que isto está muito parado... "ah e tal era fixe e coiso mas ficamos por nada de jeito e depois um piçada!" Claro que assim que o Johnny D entrar em cena (daqui a aproximadamente um ano, ou mais...) isto vai ficar muito mais animado porque esse moço é terrivel (mesmo).&lt;br /&gt;Depois desta breve introdução que não serve para nada a não ser mandar umas bocas, quero agora dizer que ela está a chegar e vai causar estragos.... oh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/1600/Gripe%20das%20Aves.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/435/1731/320/Gripe%20das%20Aves.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E assim é... Loucura total no pantanal... (sim, porque a chuva alagou isto tudo e agora para gripes é um instantinho!!! ).&lt;br /&gt;Beijinhos e abraços...  (Johnny D, se me estás a ler, vai ao mail e aceita o convite )&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114167416597474353?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114167416597474353/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114167416597474353&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114167416597474353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114167416597474353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/03/ela-vem.html' title='Ela vem aí...'/><author><name>hole in my vein</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00590842514246691469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4043/0770565206432d3f56e21ddyz2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114043567070724827</id><published>2006-02-20T11:36:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-02-20T11:41:10.723Z</updated><title type='text'>A Implementação da República</title><content type='html'>O nosso Monarca ainda não sabe o significado de palavras simples como democracia. Supostamente, por maioria, tinhamos acordado que o primeiro post seria postado por todos os elementos d' O Cor de Rosinha. Para meu espanto vejo que já temos um post no blog!!&lt;br /&gt;Postado por quem? Exacto, pelo Monarca.&lt;br /&gt;Enfim...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: Não tenho nada contra o Dom Duarte Pio, acho que daria um óptimo rei, desde que começasse a dizer coisa com coisa!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114043567070724827?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114043567070724827/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114043567070724827&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114043567070724827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114043567070724827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/02/implementao-da-repblica.html' title='A Implementação da República'/><author><name>ilegítimo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22596628.post-114026114981215623</id><published>2006-02-18T11:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-02-18T11:12:29.823Z</updated><title type='text'>Benvindos à insanidade</title><content type='html'>Não quero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não quero dizer nada de jeito. Nem tenho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas quero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quero ser o primeiro a dizer nada de jeito.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nada de jeito".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22596628-114026114981215623?l=ocorderosinha.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/feeds/114026114981215623/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22596628&amp;postID=114026114981215623&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114026114981215623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22596628/posts/default/114026114981215623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ocorderosinha.blogspot.com/2006/02/benvindos-insanidade.html' title='Benvindos à insanidade'/><author><name>oMonarca</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2316/1744/1600/thundermare_square.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry></feed>
